Smart Glasses Ya'll

"Yea gurl totally fab weather today we're havin' ya'll imma g0 ditch mah iphone n0w and use dis smart glasses u herd ya'll so swag ya'll!"

Is what I would imagine this strange woman saying.
...She kinda looks like a 49 year oldish Ariel from The Little Mermaid. .__. "Let's explore the sea ya'll!" x'D